The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

On their way to a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, five friends stop to pick up a traumatized hitchhiker. Unknown to them, she has just escaped Leatherface and they are driving the way from which she came. Unfortunately for them, they do not heed her warning to turn around...

Notes

This movie is a reboot of the original.

Starring...

Jessica Biel as Erin
R. Lee Ermey as Sheriff Hoyt
Andrew Bryniarski as Leatherface

Deaths

1. Hitchhiker: suicide via gun in mouth
2. Kemper: head bludgeoned with sledgehammer [Leatherface]
3. Pepper: cut in half with chainsaw [Leatherface]
4. Morgan: handcuffed/hung on chandelier; sliced up crotch with chainsaw [Leatherface]
5. Police Officers: sliced with chainsaw [Leatherface]
6. Andy: leg cut off with chainsaw; impaled on meat hook; knifed in chest [Leatherface; mercy killed by Erin]
7. Sheriff Hoyt/Charlie Hewitt, Jr.: hit and run over with police car [Erin]

Quotes

Sheriff Hoyt: "I smell bullshit."

Sheriff Hoyt: "Goddamn it, I have just as much respect for the dead as anybody around here." [upon seeing Andy and Morgan putting the dead hitchhiker in his backseat] "Get that nasty, goddamn thing out of the backseat of my goddamn car. Put it in the trunk, what the hell's the matter with you?"

Andy: "Well I guess that's what brains look like...sort of like...lasagna...kind of...okay, I'll shut up now."

Morgan: "I'm sorry, but how often do girls blow their heads off in this shithole town?"

Erin: "What's wrong with you fucking people?"
Sheriff Hoyt: "Nothing wrong with us."