Zed

Age: 18
Occupation: Dark Purveyor
Voiced by: Jimmy Urine
Abilities: Agility; Claw Jab; Death Wail; Levitation; Microphone Spin; Mohawk Discs; Mosh Strike; Pain Resistance; Profanity Blast; Repulsion; Statical Absorption; Zig-Zaggin' Zed
Weaknesses: He often leaves his back open to damage; Slow Reaction Time

Quotes:

"I'm gonna rock your brains out - literally!"

"I'll restring my guitar with your intestines!"

"Mmm, I love the smell of almost-dead cheerleader in the morning!"

"Your pain is my art."

"Oy, nevermind the bollocks, here's your death!"

"Join me on stage for a death jam!"

"Ooh, that one...actually hurt a little, bitch!"

"Im gonna pull your ponytail out the front of your face!"

Zed is loud, extremely vulgar and quite offensive. He is the weakest of the Dark Purveyors.