You Think You Know Somebody
Logan: Haha, nice car. God, it must've been a huge cereal box.The Girl Next Door
Van Clemmons: Mr. Echolls, I was wondering if I could have a word?Logan: 'Anthropomorphic.' All yours, big guy.
Van Clemmons: Oh. Your father has generously offered to donate a pair of boots for our school fundraising auction.
Logan: Not the ones made for walking? God, I love those boots.
Mr. Daniels: This is punishment, gentlemen, not party time.
Logan: Well, that would explain the absence of balloon animals.
Weevil: If I was gonna cheat, don't you think I'd pick somebody smart?
Logan: If you 'was gonna?'
An Echolls Family Christmas
Logan: Ho, ho, [looks at Veronica] ho.Clash of the Tritons
Logan: You know, Veronica was my friend too. And if she hadn't ratted me out, then Lilly and I would have stayed together. And Lilly wouldn't have been alone that day. I would have been there. So yeah, I blame Veronica. And I blame myself for being stupid. And I blame Lilly for being a bitch that week.Lord of the Bling
Aaron: Have you heard from your sister?Logan: She sent a telegram. Heartbroken. Stop. Can't make it back from Sydney. Stop. Underwater shoot starts tomorrow. Stop. Entire crew said prayer for mom. Stop. Love you. Stop.
Aaron: Logan...
Logan: Stop?
Ruskie Business
Logan: Come on, everybody, wang chung tonight! What? Everybody, wang chung tonight! Wang chung or I'll kick your ass!A Trip to the Dentist
Logan: [to Dick] Get out of my house. You have a problem with Veronica, you leave. Actually, you have a problem with Veronica, you're pretty much dead to me, so just, like, evaporate or something, I don't know. That's pretty much a general invitation. If you don't like my girlfriend, then start heading towards the big rectangle with the knob.Leave It To Beaver
Lamb: I asked you a question.Logan: And I ignored it and moved on. Keep up.
Driver Ed
Logan: FYI, if the cuddling is the best part, he didn't do it right.Green-Eyed Monster
Logan: My day is complate. Veronica Mars has accused me of evil.Logan: Gee willikers, Veronica, it sounds like you're on to something. Maybe the pool boy did it.
Rat Saw God
Logan: [after being picked out of a police lineup] Oh wow, I'm stunned. You like me! You really like me! Well first, I'd just like to say the other, uh, nominees are all such wonderfully gifted criminals. And I wanna thank my agent and my publicist for always shooting me from the left side.Donut Run
Logan: Lost?Kendall: Oh, quit standing there so smug. Tomorrow you're just gonna call me at two in the morning saying you want some company. For your information, that really doesn't satisfy me, Logan.
Logan: Really? You always come.
Ain't No Magic Mountain High Enough
Veronica: What's your poison?Logan: Oh, emotionally unavailable women.
Dick: I am so good at this game, bro.
Logan: Shooting in a clown's mouth. Your future's bright, Dick.
The Rapes of Graff
Logan: What happened to Madison?Dick: Bailed. According to her friend, she met someone more mature.
Logan: Where, at Lego Land?
I Am God
Veronica: I'm a little punchy. I haven't been sleeping.Logan: Thoughts of me? Hey, I get it. Sometimes I'm up all night, just thinking about myself.
Logan: You don't like me much, do you?
Wallace: The last time we actually talked, you were bashing Veronica's headlights with a crowbar.
Logan: Hmm. Foreplay.
Look Who's Stalking
Logan: I thought our story was epic, you know, you and me.Veronica: Epic how?
Logan: Spanning years and continents. Lives ruined, bloodshed. Epic. But summer's almost here, and we won't see each other at all. And then you leave town...and then it's over.
Veronica: Logan...
Logan: I'm sorry about last summer. You know, if I could do it over...
Veronica: Come on. Ruined lives? Bloodshed? You really think a relationship should be that hard?
Logan: No one writes songs about the ones that come easy.
Not Pictured
Logan: [to Veronica] I'm not gonna see you for a whole week. That's like a month.The Lord of the PIs
Keith: You might want to stop yelling at my daughter.Logan: Yeah? You might want to start.
Spit and Eggs
Logan: [to Veronica] It's close. And you know what? I'm not built to stand on the sidelines. I don't know, I think we have a choice. And I think we can take a tough but survivable amount of pain now. Or stay together and deal with unbearable pain later. So, I vote for the pain now. But I'm always here if you need anything...but you never need anything.Show Me the Monkey
Logan: Are we here to surf or swap hairdo secrets?Mars, Bars
Parker: Logan, can we, like, borrow you?Logan: Will I be returned in my current pristine condition?
Debasement Tapes
Dick: I'm an ass expert.Logan: Yes, except for the expert part.